My child

Says the funniest and most inappropriate things.

Son: I know what I am getting you for your 80th birthday.

Me: Oh my, what?

Son: A caregiver.

Me: Why?

Son: Because by then you will need one!

Picture from January.

Son: Why does my penis get hard at random times?

Me: Because you are going through puberty and it happens to everyone.

Son: What happens when girls go through puberty?

Me: They grow breasts, their uterus forms.

Son: Oh! So the girl I like hasn’t hit puberty yet because she has like size A breasts but the fat girls at school must have because they are around a size C.

Son: When will Mama pass away?

Me (shocked): What? Not for a long time!

Son: I was just wondering when we will be able to get rid of all of the chicken decorations in this house.

Me: You will just have to live with them.

What happened to my sweet little innocent baby???

I never thought I would be having strange conversations with my son but he is pretty comfortable talking to me about everything and therefore I’ve heard it all!

Y’all have a great Thursday!

27 thoughts on “My child

  1. Lmao wow, kids are so awesome and direct they just cut right to the point. You have a great young king there and he is lucky to have you!

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  2. Kids are so much fun. When my two were born, I started notebooks for them. I wrote down the crazy things they said and let friends write their thoughts on the pages. GREAT memories.
    The oddest experiences I have ever had were in church. We were rehearsing a Christmas play and singing Silent Night. Suddenly, a young girl spoke up. ‘What’s a virgin?’ Thankfully, I mentioned it to her dad and he took care of it.

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  3. Hahahahaha.! Chicken decorations. I guess he’s not keen on them. My eldest son is that comfortable with me too, and I love it. We talk about everything and anything, including bodily fluids and his secret, innermost worries. Sons are such a joy.!

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