Says the funniest and most inappropriate things.
Son: I know what I am getting you for your 80th birthday.
Me: Oh my, what?
Son: A caregiver.
Son: Because by then you will need one!
Picture from January.
Son: Why does my penis get hard at random times?
Me: Because you are going through puberty and it happens to everyone.
Son: What happens when girls go through puberty?
Me: They grow breasts, their uterus forms.
Son: Oh! So the girl I like hasn’t hit puberty yet because she has like size A breasts but the fat girls at school must have because they are around a size C.
Son: When will Mama pass away?
Me (shocked): What? Not for a long time!
Son: I was just wondering when we will be able to get rid of all of the chicken decorations in this house.
Me: You will just have to live with them.
What happened to my sweet little innocent baby???
I never thought I would be having strange conversations with my son but he is pretty comfortable talking to me about everything and therefore I’ve heard it all!
Y’all have a great Thursday!