Son: I know what I am getting you for your 80th birthday.
Me: Oh my, what?
Son: A caregiver.
Me: Why?
Son: Because by then you will need one!
Picture from January.
Son: Why does my penis get hard at random times?
Me: Because you are going through puberty and it happens to everyone.
Son: What happens when girls go through puberty?
Me: They grow breasts, their uterus forms.
Son: Oh! So the girl I like hasn’t hit puberty yet because she has like size A breasts but the fat girls at school must have because they are around a size C.
Son: When will Mama pass away?
Me (shocked): What? Not for a long time!
Son: I was just wondering when we will be able to get rid of all of the chicken decorations in this house.
Me: You will just have to live with them.
What happened to my sweet little innocent baby???
I never thought I would be having strange conversations with my son but he is pretty comfortable talking to me about everything and therefore I’ve heard it all!
I started thinking about this About Me part of my blog. I'm going to expand it just a little from the 3 words I had before.
I am a single mom. I love my son. We have been alone since he was 6 months old. He really is my sun, moon, and stars. I am very proud of him.
I am an entrepreneur. I started my driving business 2 years ago. I don't want to work for a "boss" ever again. I always tell people they can do it too. In what I do, there is no competition because there are plenty of people that need rides (and maybe that would help get some of these bad drivers off the roads!). I work hard and have fun on my own time doing what I like to do.
I really am a Netflix addict. When I am not working or doing something with my son, I am watching Netflix. There are so many shows that I've never re-watched anything either. I will watch anything and make my own opinion.
I am opinionated. This blog is really just my opinions and my life. People don't have to agree with me all the time. I welcome discussions and other people's opinion whether they agree or not. I'm not petty, I'm not going to block anyone for not sharing my opinion, why do people freak out these days when someone doesn't share their opinion? Who cares?!? There is a reason we all are different.
There's a lot more about me but you'll have to read the blog to find out!
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You might want to repair the puberty answer. I was an A til my 20″ s. Lol.
Kids are so much fun. When my two were born, I started notebooks for them. I wrote down the crazy things they said and let friends write their thoughts on the pages. GREAT memories.
The oddest experiences I have ever had were in church. We were rehearsing a Christmas play and singing Silent Night. Suddenly, a young girl spoke up. ‘What’s a virgin?’ Thankfully, I mentioned it to her dad and he took care of it.
Hahahahaha.! Chicken decorations. I guess he’s not keen on them. My eldest son is that comfortable with me too, and I love it. We talk about everything and anything, including bodily fluids and his secret, innermost worries. Sons are such a joy.!
You might want to repair the puberty answer. I was an A til my 20″ s. Lol.
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Lol. I will, thanks!
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HAHAHA…
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Lolol… but what does your son know about A cup and C cup in the first place…
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I know, right???
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Love your straight answers…hilarious questions and awkward but you handled it well!!👍☺
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I always try to answer his questions. It keeps him coming back!
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👍☺
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Grin.
Sometimes the puberty is more difficult for parents than children 😉
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You are correct!
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Lmao wow, kids are so awesome and direct they just cut right to the point. You have a great young king there and he is lucky to have you!
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Thanks. He’s a good kid!
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Absolutely!
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They are only 10 and 8, but we are already starting to have similarly…juicy…conversation with our daughters. Not that anything surprises me any more.
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😂 I’m glad they can talk to you guys about anything too!
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Oh my that’s when I m happy to have girls….at least I can answer by experience 😂u handled it great tho🤩
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Well thank you! I try. It would probably be easier if I was answering a girl!
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Well…..no guarantee on that….believe me🙄
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Omg he’s too funny 😂😂
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Kids are so much fun. When my two were born, I started notebooks for them. I wrote down the crazy things they said and let friends write their thoughts on the pages. GREAT memories.
The oddest experiences I have ever had were in church. We were rehearsing a Christmas play and singing Silent Night. Suddenly, a young girl spoke up. ‘What’s a virgin?’ Thankfully, I mentioned it to her dad and he took care of it.
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Oh no! That is too funny! Kids 🙄
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That’s a good way to have it!
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Hahahahaha.! Chicken decorations. I guess he’s not keen on them. My eldest son is that comfortable with me too, and I love it. We talk about everything and anything, including bodily fluids and his secret, innermost worries. Sons are such a joy.!
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Glad I’m not the only one! There was more, just too inappropriate for the blog!
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Lol!! Never expected such questions😂😂 Nice to hear the straight and open answers☺️
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I feel if you are straight with your kids, they will be more open with you so I have always done that. 😀
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Very true!!🙂
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